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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>You know the site fmylife.com? Well this is where we take the stories from there and put them on Bandom photos. Simple

You can submit your own or simply submit the photo you want used and a link to the story</description><title>Bandom FML</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bandom-fml)</generator><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Is this site officially retired, or will it be updated again at some point? Just curious as to whether I should keep checking it on a regular basis. Thanks!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i’ve been really ill recently and havent been able to keep up with this blog, once i’m fully recovered and have the time this will be up and running again&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/12291449978</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/12291449978</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:12:58 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I Need To Talk</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i-need-to-talk.tumblr.com/post/12289306999/i-need-to-talk"&gt;i-need-to-talk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i-need-to-talk.tumblr.com/post/12250586924/i-need-to-talk"&gt;i-need-to-talk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ever felt down or angry?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ever wanted to cry?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ever felt frustrated and had nobody to go to?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ever wanted to just be listened to?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everyone has their moment where all the really need is to just talk and that is where we come in. I Need To Talk is somewhere for you to come and just say what’s on your mind. We’re not here to give you advice unless you ask for it, we’re here to listen to you, an online diary of sorts where you can say whatever you like and nobody ever needs to know its you. If you’d like a personal response simply contact us while logged in and we’ll reply to you privately&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everything said here will stay anonymous unless you want to post while logged in. If you’d like to talk privately please say so in your message and we’ll oblige.  Sometimes it really helps just to get things off of your chest and that is what this blog is designed to do. You can talk to us &lt;a title="here" href="http://i-need-to-talk.tumblr.com/ask"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; or if you need to say more you can by clicking &lt;a title="here" href="http://i-need-to-talk.tumblr.com/submit"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. If you’d like to share photos, links, videos, quotes or just some kind words you may &lt;a title="submit" href="http://i-need-to-talk.tumblr.com/submit"&gt;submit&lt;/a&gt; them to us too&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A problem shared is a problem halved&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Please help spread the word about this blog by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;reblogging&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; this post. Alternatively, if you know someone that just needs to talk, please leave their URL in our &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a title="ask box" href="http://i-need-to-talk.tumblr.com/ask"&gt;ask box&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; so we can personally tell them that we’re here&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/12291396156</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/12291396156</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:11:20 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr4yow7Sr1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17927232"&gt;Today, I was pulled over by the police.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17927232"&gt; The cop was my ex-boyfriend.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17927232"&gt; He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17927232"&gt; He gave me a defect notice and a fine.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17927232"&gt; What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17927232"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/11181829009</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/11181829009</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:44:48 +0100</pubDate><category>pete wentz</category><category>black cards</category><category>fall out boy</category><category>FOB</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr25lkCVs1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17932386"&gt;Today,  I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17932386"&gt; Problem is, when I’m in there I use to act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17932386"&gt; I also say his parts out loud in a man voice.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17932386"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/11180036001</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/11180036001</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 14:44:09 +0100</pubDate><category>gabe saporta</category><category>cobra starship</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>fuckyeahpocketpals:


Pete Wentz, Lisa Ruocco and Frank Iero are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdzzrtzz01r462iwo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahpocketpals.tumblr.com/post/10885768457"&gt;fuckyeahpocketpals&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pete Wentz, Lisa Ruocco and Frank Iero are officially the smallest people on Earth! They’re so small they can fit in your pocket infact!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Catch up with their adventures here on &lt;a title="Fuck Yeah! Pocket Pals!" href="http://fuckyeahpocketpals.tumblr.com"&gt;Fuck Yeah! Pocket Pals!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you’re following Bandom FML its pretty safe to say you like ridiculous blogs and therefore i recommend you check out Fuck Yeah! Pocket Pals!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10885981622</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10885981622</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:39:44 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsauydXqOP1qk8vxvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17857316"&gt;Today, I was called a pervert.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17857316"&gt; On a phone sex line.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17857316"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10815875653</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10815875653</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:47:01 +0100</pubDate><category>gabe saporta</category><category>cobra starship</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Hello, this is Bee Makes GIFs</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://beemakesgifs.tumblr.com/post/10733794626"&gt;beemakesgifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;after making a few requests for people on various blogs, i decided to just open a GIF blog where people can come and request GIFs of pretty much anything, so here it is!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the only exceptions are violent or pornographic GIFs, if you want those you should go and find a /nsfw blog and request there&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all of my GIFs have a small tag on them, you are totally free to save and reuse my GIFs providing this tag is not removed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you can request GIFs by sending me a link to a video &lt;a title="here" href="http://beemakesgifs.tumblr.com/submit"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; along with the time and any other details&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you can ask me anything &lt;a title="here" href="http://beemakesgifs.tumblr.com/ask"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;spread the word and get your requests in! i aim to make requests as soon as i can after receiving them (please bare in mind i do have a job and dont sit on tumblr 24 hours a day)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10733860952</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10733860952</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:01:46 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls53c9r6qs1qk8vxvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/money/17836225"&gt;Today, my credit card got blocked.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/money/17836225"&gt; Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/money/17836225"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10690627473</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10690627473</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:02:33 +0100</pubDate><category>mikey way</category><category>my chemical romance</category><category>my chem</category><category>MCR</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  after months of grueling training, countless early...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls35jiUJIT1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/health/17827481"&gt;Today,  after months of grueling training, countless early mornings, I finally  began the race I had been preparing for the past year, only to slip and  break my leg in the first 450 meters.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/health/17827481"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10645024746</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10645024746</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 16:54:53 +0100</pubDate><category>gabe saporta</category><category>cobra starship</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2yi73xUP1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/love/17796010"&gt;Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/love/17796010"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10640353428</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10640353428</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:22:55 +0100</pubDate><category>alicia way</category><category>mikey way</category><category>my chemical romance</category><category>my chem</category><category>MCR</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2ybvtqR91qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/love/17803016"&gt;Today,  my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/love/17803016"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10640267432</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10640267432</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:19:07 +0100</pubDate><category>gabe saporta</category><category>cobra starship</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2xzgScrx1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17811635"&gt;Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17811635"&gt; His response was to put his headphones on.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17811635"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10640101686</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10640101686</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:11:40 +0100</pubDate><category>jack barakat</category><category>vinny vegas</category><category>all time low</category><category>ATL</category><category>ATL crew</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  like always, my parents are such tightwads that they...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2xqvr11f1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/health/17812468"&gt;Today,  like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn  the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/health/17812468"&gt; I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/health/17812468"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10639989587</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10639989587</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:06:31 +0100</pubDate><category>mikey way</category><category>my chemical romance</category><category>my chem</category><category>MCR</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. The whole time, he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2xi4kFra1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17815889"&gt;Today, my boyfriend was going down on me.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17815889"&gt; The whole time, he kept asking me, “Are you done yet?” Let’s just say I never got done.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17815889"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10639874619</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10639874619</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:01:16 +0100</pubDate><category>frank iero</category><category>gerard way</category><category>my chemical romance</category><category>my chem</category><category>MCR</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I asked him to make...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2whmZZ7Y1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17823625"&gt;Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I asked him to make for me.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17823625"&gt; Halfway through eating the sandwich he started laughing hysterically.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17823625"&gt; I still don’t know what was in the sandwich.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17823625"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10639433472</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10639433472</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 13:39:22 +0100</pubDate><category>mikey way</category><category>gerard way</category><category>my chemical romance</category><category>my chem</category><category>MCR</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrw1crTYzZ1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17789200"&gt;Today,  to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend moved as  if to go down on me, but instead stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair  before getting back up again.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/17789200"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10488584324</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10488584324</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:41:15 +0100</pubDate><category>nick scimeca</category><category>william beckett</category><category>bill beckett</category><category>the academy is...</category><category>TAI</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrw0x3kZ6d1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17787359"&gt;Today, it was my first day as a police officer.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17787359"&gt; A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17787359"&gt; A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17787359"&gt; That man turned out to be my father.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/work/17787359"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10488274760</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10488274760</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:31:51 +0100</pubDate><category>pete wentz</category><category>black cards</category><category>fall out boy</category><category>FOB</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrq0zyJ3CX1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17762690"&gt;Today,  I got pulled over for distracted driving.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17762690"&gt; Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17762690"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(submitted by &lt;a href="http://kittenwiskers.tumblr.com/"&gt;kittenwiskers&lt;/a&gt; thanks!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10357349764</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10357349764</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:47:58 +0100</pubDate><category>pete wentz</category><category>black cards</category><category>fall out boy</category><category>FOB</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrq0wm9flB1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17762690"&gt;Today,  I got pulled over for distracted driving.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17762690"&gt; Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17762690"&gt; FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10357299750</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10357299750</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:45:58 +0100</pubDate><category>pete wentz</category><category>black cards</category><category>fall out boy</category><category>FOB</category><category>FML</category></item><item><title>Today,  while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroh058Sph1qk8vxvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17737717"&gt;Today,  while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, “Do you believe in unicorns?” I answered, “No.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/17737717"&gt;” He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, “BELIEVE!” FML&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(submitted by &lt;a href="http://doitthegerardway.tumblr.com/"&gt;doitthegerardway&lt;/a&gt; thanks!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10321932231</link><guid>http://bandom-fml.tumblr.com/post/10321932231</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 18:38:29 +0100</pubDate><category>mikey way</category><category>my chemical romance</category><category>mt chem</category><category>MCR</category><category>FML</category></item></channel></rss>
